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[MP3] Joy To The World
[MP3] Silent Night, Scary Night
[MP3] God Rest You Merry Gentlemen
[MP3] What Child Is This
[MP3] We Wish Dick Would Leave the White House
[MP3] Cheney's Wife with Whip Held High
[MP3] A Look of Hell


Joy to the World
Isaac Watts, 1719; George F. Handel, 1742

Joy to the world will come when we
Impeach Bush and Cheney!
They're still promoting
Perpetual war,
They want to bomb Iran. (x3)

Joy to the world, the time has come
For Congress to grow balls.
We need less bull,
And more balls,
But not just ornaments. (x3)

No more shot guns for Cheney,
He shoots from the hip!
Dick and Mark Foley
Hit on the wrong target,
Caught with their pants down. (x2)
They can't cover their ass.

Joy to the world will come when we
Impeach Bush and Cheney!
Remove all vice
From out this world.
We must impeach them now. (x3)

Silent Night
Joseph Moehr, 1818 & Franz Grueber, 1818

Silent nights, scary nights
For Dick Cheney, Dick Cheney.
His wife ain't no virgin tender nor fair,
Dick's heart surgeon is frequently there
With a defibrillator, and Viagra.

Silent night, quails are in flight,
Cheney's armed with beers and gun,
Snidely smirking disdain for mankind.
Trails of beer cans have been left behind
When Dick goes quail hunting.

Silent night, Folley's sight,
All the young, they must run!
This election the youth made their choice,
Separating the men from the boys.
Impeach Dick and George.

What Child is This?
William C. Dix. Old English Air

What kind of President is this
Who on Cheney's lap is drooling,
Listening to scary stories of
``axis of evil'' ruling.

Refrain
Breast fed by Kissinger
And debriefed by Cheney,
Georgie wets his bed
And blames it on Bin Ladee.

Immaculate misconceptions
Dancing in his head
Of cartoon images in a jihad
While Bush is being breast fed.

Refrain

His diaper smells brimming full,
And his mind is filled by Cheney.
Bush stays the course, Bush will not change
His diaper or his fibbing.

Refrain

God Rest You, Merry Gentlemen
English carol

No resting on your laurels
After election day!
The U.S. dollar's crashing
And World War is underway.
George ``W'' and Dick Cheney
Cannot be allowed to stay.

Refrain:
Or else tidings of dark age and war,
dark age and war,
Or else tidings of dark age and war,
dark age and war.

The housing bubble is all set
To blow apart real soon.
The bankers---they'd rather eat their legs
Than dance LaRouche's tune.
The Congress must come in
With strait-jackets for those loons.

Refrain

Its time for baby boomers
To awaken from their nap
And think like Franklin Roosevelt:
Forget this Free-Trade crap!
Impeachment is the key
To giving bankers a pimp slap.

Refrain

The world faces a crisis.
The Congress must be warned:
Their leadership can only work
With testacles adorned.
They must not flinch at impeachment,
That act will not be scorned.

Refrain

We Wish Dick Would Leave the White House

1. We wish Dick would leave the White house,
We wish Dick would leave the White house,
We wish Dick would leave the White house
AND GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL!

Refrain
Dick Cheney likes torture, he thinks it's real nice,
his wife often beats him, to prepare him for vice.

2. We'll give him some bread and water,
We'll give him some bread and water,
We'll give him some bread and water
AND A BIG MAN NAME BIFF!

Refrain
Dick Cheney likes torture, he thinks it's real nice,
his wife often beats him, to prepare him for vice.

3. We'll give him some S and M clothes,
We'll give him some S and M clothes,
We'll give him some S and M clothes
AND HIS WIFES WHIPS AND CHAINS!

Refrain
Dick Cheney likes torture, he thinks it's real nice,
his wife often beats him, to prepare him for vice.

4. He won't go unless envicted,
He won't go unless envicted,
He won't go unless envicted
IN HANDCUFFS AND CHAINS!

Refrain
Since 2002, LaRouche has led,
The fight to dump Cheney-
SO GET OUT OF BED!!!

Cheney's Wife with Whip Held High
(Angels We Have Heard on High)

Cheney's wife with whip held high, tells her hubby to kneel down
And her dick in his reply, echoes a dog barking sound.
GOING DOWN
CHENEY IS DEPARTING
GOING DOWN
CHENEY IS DEPARTING

Bush's mind is not his own, his English is hysterical
Dub-ya would be overthrown, you give him a bicycle.
GOING DOWN
CHENEY IS DEPARTING
GOING DOWN
CHENEY IS DEPARTING

Come to Washington to see - Cheney's friends begin to sing
Looking up on bended knee to plea agreements dangling.
GOING DOWN
CHENEY IS DEPARTING
GOING DOWN
CHENEY IS DEPARTING